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By the main door in my living room, a collection of Catholic statues reppin' Jesus, Mary, and some other members of the same country club that my parents have accumulated over the past several years, join me on the rare occasion that I turn on the tube.. their gaze heats the back of my head as I sit in the king's chair directly in front of them, and we all watch That 70's Show.

I'm not much of a believer, but the living room is certainly the last place I ever choose to sin in.